What wonderful marketing:
Amidala: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi...not being able to do the things you like--
Anakin: --or be with the people that I love?
Amidala: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.
Anakin: Screw the Jedi, woman! I just wanna get Lay'd!
Episode II: Anakin Lay's Amidala
Also, the big revelation for Episode II:
Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon never told you about your father.
Anakin: He told me enough. He told me I didn't have one.
Obi-Wan: No, Anakin...Jar-Jar is your father.
Anakin: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
Episode II Cereal: Dooku Puffs
Behold, Dooku Puffs! We Go Cuccoo For Dooku Puffs!™ There's nothing like the sugary, sweet taste of the Dark Side!
But wait! You can play it, too!
