Penises

• The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
• The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.
• The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead.
• The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
• The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
• The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
• The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... oh what a relief it is...
• The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
• The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
• The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
• The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
• The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop
• The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand
• The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
• The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious
• The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going
• The Metra penis: The way to REALLY fly
• The Right Guard penis: anything less is uncivilized
• The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: self-explanatory
• The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good
• The purple pickle penis: heh heh
• the Kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.
• the McDonald's penis: over 8 billion served.
• the Tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?
• the Ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.
• the Vhips Shoy penis: betcha bite a chip.
• the Kurt Cobain penis: it blows itself away.
• the Purdue penis: more meat, less bone.
• the All State penis: you're in good hands.
• the 7-Up penis: the UN-penis.
• the Nike penis: just do it.
• the Borden penis: it's GOT to be good.
• the Barq's penis: the one with bite.
• the Beef penis: it's what's for dinner.
• the Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling.
• the Subway penis: where fresh is the taste.
• the Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: everybody needs a little.
• the Life penis: mikey likes it.
• the Transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.
• the Twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.
• the Nintendo penis: now you're playing with power.
• the Sega penis: In Italian, Sega means masturbate. (TRA's addition!!)
• the Robitussin penis: used by nine out of ten moms.
• the Crest penis: recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
• the Champion penis: the official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.
• the Starburst penis: the juice is loose.
• the Toyota penis: i love what you do for me.
• the THX penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
• the Citibank Visa penis: it's everywhere you want to be.
• the Timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on....... the Burger King penis: have it your way
• the Dairy Queen penis: hot eats, cool treats
• McDonald's penis II: Hve you had your break today?
• the army penis: be all that you can be.
• the uncle sam penis: we want you.
• the milk penis: it does a body good. (got penis?)
• the Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing.
• the Wendy's penis: where's the beef?
• the Wizard of Oz penis: "oh my!"
• The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
• The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness. AND--the best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
• The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
• The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
• The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
• the Doublemint penis: chewing really satisfies.
• the Juicyfruit penis: the taste is gonna move ya.
• the Big Red penis: it's longer with big red.
• the Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.
• the Millikin penis: big blue.
• the Robutussin Penis II: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
• The neon penis: Hi.
• The little caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
• the generic penis: one size fits all.
• the rave music penis: Ya'll ready for this?
• the Mortal Kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.
• The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
• The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
• the Street Fighter II penis: matt, stop, you're getting too good at this.
• The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
• the domino's pizza penis: delivers in 30 min or less
• the monty python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis"
• the monty python penis II: "every sperm is sacred...."
• the budweiser penis: this bud's for you
• the siskel & ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
• the lava lamp penis: hee hee hee!!!!!
• the george of the jungle penis: watch out for that.......tree?
• the nyquil penis: the nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
• The rice krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
• The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time
• Wonder bubbles penis: Magic wand inside!
• Wonder bubbles penis II: for ages 3 and up
• The Phantom of the Opera penis: Music of the night
• The Webster's thesaurus penis: how many words are there for penis?
• The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
• The Sears penis: Come see the brighter side.
• The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
• The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
• The Rick James penis: It's SUPERFREAKY.
• The Gilette penis: The best a man can get.
• The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
• the bacardi penis: taste the feeling.
• the macintosh penis: power is everything.
• the borg penis: resistance is futile.
• the edge shaving cream penis: ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
• the beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
• the oasis penis: thinks it's the beatles penis.
• the jell-o penis: look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
• the virginia slims penis: you've come a long way, baby.
• the at&t penis: reach out and touch someone.
• the highlander penis: in the end, there can be only one.
• the secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for woman.
• the micro machines penis: a whole world, in the palm of your hand.
• the ertl penis: just like the real thing, only smaller.
• The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
• The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
• The swiss miss penis: the taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
• The "mine is better syndrome penis": my penis is bigger than your penis
• The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
• The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats.
• The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
• the heinz penis: good things come to those who wait.
• the hinz penis: 2 and half inches of terror
• the Reese's penis: How do you eat your Reese's?
• The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
• The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors.
• The Star Wars penis: Use the Force, Luke!
• The Invasion of the Body Snatchers penis: "They're here already! You're next... YOU'RE NEXT!"
• The War of the Worlds penis: "The time came when the Martians looked upon our penis with envious eyes, and slowly but surely turned their plans against us."
• The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
• The Kenny Rodgers penis: Very very hairy.
• The Rush Limbaugh penis: Bald and fat.
• The Millikin E-mail penis: I should be doing work, but this is so fun!
• The Janet Jackson Penis: What Have You Done For ME Lately?
• Milli-penis: it doesn't work most of the time
• Health Services Penis: Ummm well we lost it
• Health Services Penis II : it's not here right now, but here's some Sudafed
• The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!
• The Mazda Penis: It just feels right
• The Ford Penis: Built Ford Tough
• The Butterfinger Penis: Nobody better Lay A Finger On My Penis
• The Eggo Penis: Leggo My Penis
• The Skittles Penis: Taste The Penis
• The Bic Lighter Penis: Go Ahead Flic My Penis

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