Everybody who has a dog names it "Rover or "Spot." I named mine SEX. Now, Sex has been very embarassing to me. When I went to renew his dog license I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9." He said that I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competitionbegan, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But, you don't understand," I said, "I wanted to have Sex on TV." He called me a showoff.
When my wife and I divorced, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." He said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex disappeared. He said, "I know."
Last night Sex ran off again! I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked," What are you doing in the alley at 4 in the morning?" I told him I was looking for Sex.
The trial is Friday!