The Constitution of Love

We, the lovers of the heart, in order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug, and to promote to whom we please, but please the one we kiss.

Article #1-Statement of Love-The Kiss

1. On the hand---I adore you
2. On the cheek---Just friends
3. On the neck---I want you
4. On the lips---I love you
5. On the ear---Just joking
6. Anywhere else---Don't get carried away!!!!!
7. Looking into your eyes---Kiss me
8. Hands on the waist---I love you too much to let you go

Article #2-The Three Steps

1. Girl---If a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him
2. Boy---If a girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Boy and girl---Close your eyes, it's rude to stare

Article #3-The Three Commandments

1. Thou shalt not squeeze too hard
2. Thou shalt not ask for a kiss, thou shalt take one
3. Thou shalt kiss on every opportunity

Article #4-Must

1. After reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless they are of the same sex.

Article #5-Consequences

After reading this, you must make 7 copies in seven days to seven people, or you will have 7 years of bad luck.

Remember...

A peach is a peach,

A plum is a plum,

A kiss ain't a kiss,

Without some tongue.

So open your mouth,

And close your eyes---

And give your tongue...

Some exercise!!!!!!!!!

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