Life is like a box of chocolates. If you're smart you get what you want, unlike those morons who buy the "assorted" collections of random junk. (Apologies to those who like assorted chocolates!)
- "It seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams,
we would be re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation
by re-organising; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the
illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and
demoralisation..."
Gaius Petronius, 210BC
Work-related: My resume is here. I'm currently working at IMPAC. We went IPO on 11/20/2002. We were acquired by Elekta in 2005 (branding-wise, we're "Elekta, Impac Software" currently). You can see a parting picture of the Geyser EMS team here.
Check out my Fortune Cookie Page. I used to have a Java applet (which I wrote) to put together fortunes (complete with the "In Bed" on the end), but I haven't had the time to maintain it. Maybe I'll get around to it at some point and you'll be able to generate fortune cookies with it again. It could probably be easily rewritten in Javascript, when I get around to it. I did rewrite it as a little Java CORBA client and server, with an XML version of the fortune cookies file.
Please visit The Pittsburgh Anti-Culture Page and The California Anti-Culture Page and The Colorado Anti-Culture Page. Also, check out The Code Warrior for kicks.
A project from 2003: LookCool, a image browser in .NET. Find it here.
I have a wonderful cat named Gremlin. (You can also see pictures of Timmy but I don't have any of the gigantic black cat Max).
Need to contact me? Here's how.
Here are some useful pages of links, somewhat categorized for your surfing pleasure. I know, in today's world you can find tons using Google...but many of the links here are either things I maintain, or were added long before Google existed.
The Tech Page --
Technical links
Game-Type Stuff -- Pages for
games
Mystical Mumbo-Jumbo
-- Weird stuff, basically
Market Mania --
Things you can buy off the Web
Miscellaneous Madness
-- diversions, jokes (many of which
are risque)
The Whirling Fan'o'Doom
-- For fans of various
subcults
Funky Food -- Anything
related to food or beverages in
general, including a couple of excellent recipes I've come across
Mister Fantastic
-- Fantasy and sci-fi information
Pittsburgh Stuff
-- Interesting things within
Pittsburgh (I know, why didn't I do this for California or Colorado?)
Entertainment Center
-- Entertainment and
movie-related pages
Cool-Man's Anime Page --
Anime-related links
Cool-Man's Events Page --
Events such as conventions and parties
Cool-Man's Perl Page
-- Information on Perl
including stuff I've written (I don't do much Perl these days though)
Sound And Music
-- Information on Sound and Music
Educational
Edification -- Stuff relating to
schools
Web Slavery --
Miscellaneous services
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This page was last updated on 06/20/09.
