"In Bed" Page

The following are some of the fortunes I've received in those Chinese fortune cookies--properly edited as per our Generation X, cheesy trash-culture society, of course.

Note: I've retained some of the formatting errors.

Credit for submitting some of these goes to Ross A. Knepper.

The FortuneCookie applet I wrote parses this very file with a pretty sorry mini-HTML parser I custom-wrote just for this purpose. If you have a better Java HTML parser, or feel like showing me something that's already built-in to do it easier, I wouldn't mind. The app is still in its early stages--I still need to improve the parsing and add centering to fortunes, and maybe someday animation. Plus, since moving my account, the Java stuff will no longer work...so I'll have to make it available again if I ever get the time to rewrite it.

As of 01-17-2012, I'm up to 446 fortunes. Oh yes!

• Unexpected romantic and financial gifts
  surprise and delight you!--In Bed!
• No need to worry! You will always
  have everything that you need.--In Bed!
• Beauty surrounds you everywhere with
  every step you take.--In Bed!
• Be prepared to accept a wondrous
  opportunity in the days ahead!--In Bed!
• Your skills and talents will be
  called on in unusual areas.--In Bed!
• Get your mind set -
  confidence will lead you on.--In Bed!
• You will be sought out for
  your diplomatic skills.--In Bed!
• Your spirit of adventure leads you
  down an exciting new path.--In Bed!
• If you wish good advice,
  consult your mother.--In Bed???
• When you learn to be flexible,
  amazing opportunities reveal themselves!--In Bed!
• You seek to shield those you love
  and like the role of protector.--In Bed!
• Ideas are like children: there are
  none so wonderful as your own.--In Bed?
• Time and patience are called for,
  many surprises await you!--In Bed!
• You achieve great peace of mind
  when you talk with an old friend.--In Bed?
• You are in for an
  enlightening experience.--In Bed!
• All the effort you are making
  will ultimately pay off.--In Bed!
• It is very possible that you will achieve
  greatness in your lifetime.--In Bed!
• Many people will be drawn to you
  for your wisdom and insights.--In Bed!
• The greater part of
  inspiration is perspiration.--In Bed!
• Pennies from heaven find their way
  to your doorstep this year!--In Bed?
• You are more likely to
  Give than give in.--In Bed!
• Your good deeds
  are never forgotten.--In Bed!
• Your ability to juggle many tasks
  will take you far.--In Bed!
• All happiness
  is in the mind.--In Bed!
• Passionate new romance appears in
  your life when you least expect it.--In Bed!
• You will become a great philanthropist
  in your later years.--In Bed!
• There will be many surprises;
  unexpected gains are likely.--In Bed!
• What you left behind
  is more mellow than wine.--In Bed!
• A new sense of clarity
  is coming into your life.--In Bed!
• The face of nature reflects all of
  life's ups and downs.--In Bed!
• All the preparation you've done
  will finally be paying off!--In Bed!
• You are very grateful for the small
  pleasures of life.--In Bed!
• With a little more hard work, your
  creativity takes you to great heights!--In Bed!
• You heart will always make itself
  known through your words.--In Bed!
• All the world may not have a lover;
  but they will be watching him.--In Bed!
• Smile if you like
  this fortune cookie.--In Bed!
• Never forget a friend,
  especially if he owes you.--In Bed?
• There are 365 days in a year, may all
  365 of your dreams come true.--In Bed!
• You are imbued with
  extraordinary vitality.--In Bed!
• The smart thing to do is to begin
  trusting your intuitions.--In Bed!
• If you want to get a sure crop with a
  big yield, sow wild oats.--In Bed!
• It is up to you to create
  your own adventures today!--In Bed!
• You are cautious in showing
  your true self to others.--In Bed!
• All the answers you need are
  right there in front of you!--In Bed!
• Plan for many
  pleasures ahead.--In Bed!
• Even a small gift could mean
  so much to someone today.--In Bed!
• A lifetime of happiness
  lifes ahead of you.--In Bed!
• Your sweetheart may be too beautiful
  for words, but not for arguments.--In Bed. . . .
• Diligence is the mother
  of good fortune.--In Bed!
• Your sense of humor reveals itself
  at just the right times!--In Bed!
• Your ingenuity and imagination
  will get results.--In Bed!
• You maintain a sense of balance
  in the midst of great success.--In Bed!
• An unexpected relationship
  will become permanent.--In Bed!
• He who expects no gratitude
  shall never be disappointed.--In Bed!
• You are a source of wisdom and
  strength to many people.--In Bed!
• What has hidden itself in the shadows
  will become clear to you.--In Bed!
• Don't forget to do good deeds
  as you accumulate wealth.--In Bed!
• A faithful friend
  is a strong defense.--In Bed!
• Be on the alert for
  new opportunity.--In Bed!
• You will receive many beauteous gifts
  in the years ahead.--In Bed!
• When both feet are planted firmly,
  nothing can shake you.--In Bed!
• Enjoy what you have!
  Never mind fame and power.--In Bed!
• Grasp opportunities
  to create the future.--In Bed!
• Age can never hope to win you
  while your heart is young.--In Bed!
• You will see through the illusion
  to the plain truth.--In Bed!
• The courage to be great lies deep
  within each of us.--In Bed!
• Relax
  and enjoy yourself.--In Bed!
• There is beauty
  in simplicity.--In Bed!
• That special someone may simply
  be waiting for you.--In Bed!
• Everyone around you is rooting for
  you. Don't give up!--In Bed!
• Cleaning up the past will always
  clear up the future!--In Bed!
• Apply yourself to the basics
  and progress will follow.--In Bed!
• All will go well with
  your new project.--In Bed!
• The pleasure of what we enjoy
  is lost by wanting more.--In Bed!
• Your reputation
  is your wealth.--In Bed!
• There are many new opportunities that
  are being presented to you.--In Bed!
• Careful thinking
  will command respect.--In Bed!
• Rest has a peaceful effect on your
  physical and emotional health.--In Bed!
• Be most
  affectionate today.--In Bed!
• Greater success
  is in the days ahead.--In Bed!
• Ideas are like your children.
  Your's are always the best.--In Bed!?
• Good cloths open many doors.
  Go shopping.--In Bed?
• Delay a major purchase.
  A better deal is coming!--In Bed!
• An unexpected event
  will bring you riches.--In Bed!
• Your co-workers take pleasure in your
  great sense of creativity!--In Bed!
• Things in life should be simple
  rather than complex.--In Bed!
• Your artistic talents win the approval
  and applause of others.--In Bed!
• You have the rare ability to
  decide quickly and wisely.--In Bed!
• Advancement will come
  with hard work.--In Bed!
• Do you know that the busiest person
  has the largest amount of time.?--In Bed!
• Financial hardship in your life
  is coming to an end. Enjoy!--In Bed!
• Carve your name on heart
  and not on marble.--In Bed!
• Be assertive
  when decisive action is needed.--In Bed!
• Genius is one percent inspiration and
  ninety-nine percent perspiration.--In Bed!
• It is most enjoyable
  to talk with you.--In Bed!
• It's time for you to explore
  all those new interests.--In Bed!
• Your ability to find the silly in the
  serious will take you far!--In Bed!
• Pardon is the choicest flower
  of victory.--In Bed!
• Although it feels like a roller coaster
  now, life will calm down.--In Bed.
• Your will enjoy good health,
  that is your form of wealth.--In Bed!
• Your emotional nature
  is strong and sensitive.--In Bed!
• The care and sensitivity you show
  towards others will return to you.--In Bed!
• A beautiful, smart, and loving person
  will be coming into your life.--In Bed!
• A gathering of friends brings you
  lots of luck this evening.--In Bed!
• A good deed done today is
  repaid in double tomorrow.--In Bed!
• A good friendship is often more
  important than a passionate romance.--In Bed!?
• A good home
  is happiness.--In Bed!
• A great man never ignores
  the simplicity of a child.--In Bed?
• A romantic evening at home
  is the best way to relax.--In Bed!
• A secret admirer will soon
  send you a sign of affection.--In Bed!
• A single kind word will keep
  one warm for years.--In Bed!
• Among the lucky,
  you are the chosen one.--In Bed!
• Appearance can be deceiving.
  Remember endurance makes gold.--In Bed!
• Ask a friend to join you
  on your next voyage.--In Bed!
• Boys will be boys and so will
  some middle-aged men.--In Bed?
• Change is happening in your life,
  so go with the flow!--In Bed!
• Depend on the predictability and
  steadiness of life to support you.--In Bed!
• Do not let great ambitions
  overshadow small successes.--In Bed!
• Do not mistake temptation
  for opportunity.--In Bed!
• Don't be self conceited! You may be better
  than others, but there is God above you.--In Bed!
• Don't be surprised by the emergence
  of undiscovered talents!--In Bed!
• Don't expect romantic attachments to be
  strictly logical or rational!--In Bed!
• Every truly great accomplishment
  is at first impossible.--In Bed!
• Everyone has the right to
  choose one's own lifestyle.--In Bed!
• Everything has beauty
  but not everyone sees it.--In Bed!
• Good to begin well
  better to end well.--In Bed!
• He who know
  he has enough is rich.--In Bed!
• Keep true to the
  dreams of your youth.--In Bed!
• Listen to the wisdom
  of the old.--In Bed?
• Many new friends will be attracted
  to your friendly and charming ways.--In Bed!
• Many pleasurable and momorable
  adventures are in store for you!--In Bed!
• Money speaks a language
  everyone understands.--In Bed!
• One cannot know the best
  that is in him.--In Bed!
• One who admires you greatly is
  hidden before your eyes.--In Bed!
• Patience
  is the key to joy.--In Bed!
• Place special emphasis on
  old friendship.--In Bed?
• Rest is a good thing,
  but boredom is its brother.--In Bed!
• There will be plenty of time to work hard;
  enjoy yourself!--In Bed!
• The hard times will begin to fade.
  Joy will take their place.--In Bed!
• The secret to good friends
  is no secret to you.--In Bed!
• The small steps you take will
  ultimately bring you great fortune.--In Bed!
• The time is right
  to make new friends.--In Bed!
• There appear to be many clouds;
  but they quickly pass.--In Bed!
• There is no wisdom
  greater than kindness.--In Bed!
• There will be someone
  sharing your warmth.--In Bed!
• This is the month when ingenuity
  stands high on the list.--In Bed!
• Through greater effort and hard work,
  a precious dream comes true.--In Bed!
• Traveling more often is important
  for your health and happiness.--In Bed!
• Trust your intuition.
  The universe is guiding your life.--In Bed!
• Try not to stand on your
  own side during an argument.--In Bed!
• Try something new, you might be
  pleasantly surprised.--In Bed!
• Working with children has a
  miraculous effect on your spirits.--In Bed!
• You are a lover of words,
  someday you will write a book.--In Bed!
• You are a traveler at heart.
  There will be many journeys.--In Bed!
• You are known for being quick
  in action and decisions.--In Bed!
• You are open-minded and quick
  to make new friends.--In Bed!
• You are the controller
  of your destiny.--In Bed!
• You have an important new
  business development shaping up.--In Bed!
• You should be of more tenderness
  and less aggressiveness.--In Bed!
• You understand how
  to have fun with others, and to enjoy your solitude.--In Bed!
• You will always possess a charm and
  sense of humor that attracts others.--In Bed!
• You will conquer all obstacles
  and achieve success.--In Bed!
• You will emerge from uncertainty
  into great peace and freedom.--In Bed!
• You will have many important meetings,
  visits, and chance encounters.--In Bed!
• You will inherit some money
  or a small piece of land.--In Bed!
• You will take a chance on
  something in the near future.--In Bed!
• You're transforming yourself
  into someone who is certain to succeed.--In Bed!
• Your determination
  will bring you much success.--In Bed!
• Your life becomes more and more
  of an adventure!--In Bed!
• Your secret desire to completely
  change your life will manifest.--In Bed!
• Your kindness
  is surely to be repaid.--In Bed!
• Your virtues are your
  priceless treasures.--In Bed!
• Your example
  will inspire others.--In Bed!
• The stars appear every night in the sky.
  All is well.--In Bed!
• Prejudice
  is the child of ignorance.--In Bed!
• Avoid senseless contradictions
  with others.--In Bed!
• A huge fortune at home is not as good
  as money in use.--In Bed!
• Guard yourself against
  evil temptations.--In Bed!
• Your objective is difficult
  but worth it.--In Bed!
• Your love of life will carry you
  through any circumstance.--In Bed!
• Someone will visit you soon.--In Bed!
• Your success
  will astonish everyone.--In Bed!
• Be mischievous
  and you will not be lonesome.--In Bed!
• Nothing in the world is
  accomplished without passion.--In Bed!
• Each obstacle on your path is
  becoming the gateway to a new life!--In Bed!
• A gambler not only will lose what he has,
  but also will lose what he doesn't have.--In Bed!
• It doesn't matter,
  who is without a flaw?--In Bed!
• What makes an apple
  fall to the ground?--In Bed?
• May you have great luck!--In Bed!
• Flattery
  will go far tonight.--In Bed!
• Love truth but
  pardon error.--In Bed?
• Do you believe? Endurance and
  persistence will be rewarded.--In Bed!
• You show your true face to the people
  who really matter.--In Bed!
• You have the ability to touch
  the lives of many people.--In Bed!
• He who has good health
  is young.--In Bed!
• Haste
  does not bring success.--In Bed!
• An inch of time
  is an inch of gold.--In Bed!
• Your ability to accomplish matters
  will follow with success.--In Bed!
• A new environment makes all the
  difference in the world.--In Bed!
• Smile when you
  are ready.--In Bed!
• There is no mistake so great
  as that of being always right.--In Bed!
• Explore your own world by working
  together with your friends.--In Bed!
• You simplify your life in many ways
  and find great rewards.--In Bed!
• Failure is the mother
  of success.--In Bed!
• You are not a person
  who can be ignored.--In Bed!
• If you want to know how short a month
  is, ask someone who pays alimony.--In Bed?
• When you expect your opponent to yield,
  you also should avoid hurting him.--In Bed?
• In order to take,
  one must first give.--In Bed!
• A romantic evening
  awaits you tonight.--In Bed!
• You will make a sudden rise
  in life.--In Bed!
• You are the center
  of every group's attention.--In Bed!
• You are capable
  of fulfilling your ambitions.--In Bed!
• No challenge
  is too big for you.--In Bed!
• You will be happy be receipt of
  good news.--In Bed!
• Be satisfied with what
  you already own.--In Bed!
• Advice, when most needed,
  is least heeded.--In Bed!
• There is no rose
  without a thorn.--In Bed!
• Treasure what you have.
  --In Bed!
• Your smile makes everyone realize that
  the world is a lovely and beautiful place.--In Bed!
• Be careful! Straight trees often have
  crooked roots.--In Bed?
• No harm in putting all your eggs in one
  basket - just watch it closely.--In Bed?
• You will be advanced socially
  without any special effort.--In Bed!
• Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of
  middle-aged men.--In Bed?
• A true friend walks in when
  the rest of the world walks out.--In Bed!
• You are the greatest person
  in the world.--In Bed!
• You are next in line for promotion
  in your firm.--In Bed!
• Your happiness is intertwined
  with your outlook on life.--In Bed!
• There is someone owing
  so many thanks to you.--In Bed!
• Let the world be filled with
  tranquility and goodwill.--In Bed!
• All the news you receive will be
  positive and uplifting.--In Bed!
• You have a yearning for perfection.
  --In Bed!
• 
  --In Bed!
• Alas! The onion you are eating
  is someone else's waterlily.--In Bed?
• Do not give a man a fish,
  but teach him how to fish.--In Bed?
• The wheel of good fortune is finally
  turning in your direction!--In Bed!
• There are many unexpected & thrilling
  surprises in store for you!--In Bed!
• He who seeks
  will find.--In Bed!
• You will be spending time outdoors,
  in the mountains, near water.--In Bed?
• Patience is the best remedy
  for every trouble.--In Bed!
• Happier days are definitely ahead
  for you, struggle has ended.--In Bed!
• Think of mother's exhortations more.
  --In Bed???
• To love and win is the best thing;
  to love and lose, the next best.--In Bed!
• Your future will be happy
  and productive.--In Bed!
• You will attract cultured and artistic
  people to your home.--In Bed!
• Your boss will soon learn
  to appreciate you.--In Bed???
• Your dreams are never silly;
  depend on them to guide you.--In Bed!
• This is really a lovely day.
  Congratulations!--In Bed!
• Judge not according to
  the appearance.--In Bed!
• Your skills will accomplish
  what the force of many cannot.--In Bed!
• You are talented
  in many ways.--In Bed!
• Your greatest fortune is the large
  number of friends you have.--In Bed!
• The eyes believe themselves; the
  ears believe other people.--In Bed!
• You will travel far and wide for
  both pleasure and business.--In Bed!
• Your ideal are well
  within your reach.--In Bed!
• A close friend reveals a
  hidden talent.--In Bed!
• Reconcile with an old friend.
  All has been forgotten.--In Bed?
• You long to see the great
  pyramids in Egypt.--In Bed!
• Take advantage of your great
  imagination. It will serve you well.--In Bed!
• You find what you're looking for;
  just open your eyes!--In Bed!
• You have a pair
  of shinning eyes.--In Bed!
• One must know that there is a path
  at the end of the road.--In Bed!
• Some people never have anything
  except ideas. Go do it.--In Bed!
• You are offered the dream of a lifetime.
  Say yes!--In Bed!
• Good Luck bestows upon you.
  You will get what your heart desires.--In Bed!
• There is a gradual improvement.
  Feelings are sweet and tender.--In Bed!
• Find release from your cares
  have a good time.--In Bed!
• Your many hidden talents will become
  obvious to those around you.--In Bed!
• Treasure your good memories and you
  need not worry about ending a banquet.--In Bed?
• You are going to take a vaca-
  tion.--In Bed!
• Consider gain and loss, but never be
  greedy and everything will be all right.--In Bed!
• How you look depends
  on where you go.--In Bed!
• Speak only well of people and you
  need never whisper.--In Bed!
• A well-directed imagination
  is the source of great deeds.--In Bed!
• Someone will invite you
  to a Karaoke party.--In Bed???
• Absence sharpens love,
  but presence strenghtens it.--In Bed!
• Your past success will be
  overshadowed by your future success.--In Bed!
• Your life will be
  happy and peaceful.--In Bed!
• You make people realize that there
  exists other beauties in the world.--In Bed!
• You may have to be patient now--
  think, listen and heed signs.--In Bed!
• Restrain yourself from intruding
  into others' businesses.--In Bed!
• The secret of getting ahead
  is getting started.--In Bed!
• You will advance the careers of your
  friends in your climb to success.--In Bed!
• Don't behave
  with cold manners.--In Bed!
• You will never regret the present,
  you live life to the fullest!--In Bed!
• You will show what
  you are capable of.--In Bed!
• The best times of your life
  have not yet been lived.--In Bed!
• Look!
  Good fortune is around you.--In Bed!
• Everywhere you choose to go,
  friendly faces will greet you.--In Bed!
• You should be able to
  undertake and complete
  anything you desire.--In Bed!
• You will soon be honored by
  someone you respect.--In Bed!
• You will have a
  close encounter of
  a serious kind.--In Bed!
• A new adventure awaits
  you this weekend.--In Bed!
• You are careful and systematic in
  your business arrangements.--In Bed???
• Consolidate business projects
  in the near future.--In Bed???
• Prosperity makes friends
  and adversity tries them.--In Bed!
• You are a practical person with
  your feet on the ground.--In Bed!
• Time is precious, but truth is more
  precious than time.--In Bed!
• You will be called upon to help a
  friend in trouble.--In Bed???
• You need not worry about your
  future.--In Bed!
• Watch your relations with other
  people carefully, be reserved.--In Bed???
• You have a quiet and unobtrusive
  nature.--In Bed???
for self improvement -
and it shows.--In Bed!
• You have an active mind and a
  keen imagination.--In Bed!
• You love the thrill of
  showmanship and display.--In Bed!
• The faith you seek lives within you.--In Bed!
• You are perceptive and considerate
  when dealing with others.--In Bed!
• You have an unusual equipment
  for success, use it properly.--In Bed!
• You will find
  a real bargain.--In Bed???
• Good beginning is half done.--In Bed!
• Good things are coming to you
  soon.--In Bed!
• He who waits to do a great deal of good
  at once, will never do anything.--In Bed!
• It is often better not to see
  an insult than to avenge it.--In Bed!
• Better caution at first than tears afterwards.--In Bed!
• All your hard work
  will soon be paid off.--In Bed!
• A financial investment will
  yield returns beyond
  your hopes.--In Bed???
• You are never selfish with your
  advice or your help.--In Bed!
• Your work interests can capture the highest
  status or prestige.--In Bed!
• Pack your bags. You're bound for
  an exciting destination to the far east.--In Bed!
• Joy will come with the
  return of a good friend.--In Bed!
• You will make many changes
  before settling down happily.--In Bed!
• You are capable, competent,
  creative, careful. Prove it.--In Bed!
• Channel your energy into
  something positive.--In Bed!
• Very often you cannot help
  thinking of somebody.--In Bed!
• Try something new and different
  you will like the results.--In Bed!
• Promise only what you can deliver.--In Bed!
• Smile to others, honesty and friendship
  bring you fortune.--In Bed!
• You display the wonderful
  traits of charm and courtesy.--In Bed!
• An admirer is to shy to greet
  you.--In Bed!
• A friend's success will
  benefit you.--In Bed!
• Promote literacy. Buy a box of
  fortune cookies today.--In Bed?
• You have a deep appreciation of
  the arts and music.--In Bed!
• You will be unusually
  successful in business.--In Bed!
• You are sociable and entertaining.--In Bed!
• You will spend old age in comfort
  and material wealth.--In Bed!
• You are generous to an extreme and
  always think of the other fellow.--In Bed!
• Sometimes a stranger can bring
  great meaning to your life.--In Bed!
• You create
  enthusiasm around you.--In Bed!
• The joyfulness of a man
  prolongs his days.--In Bed!
• A quiet evening with friends
  is the best tonic for a long day.--In Bed!
• Your present plans are going to
  succeed.--In Bed!
• An enjoyable vacaton
  is awaiting you.--In Bed!
• A good way to keep healthy
  is to eat more chinese food.--In Bed?
• You will attend an unusual party.--In Bed!
• You will be traveling and
  coming into a fortune.--In Bed!
• There is a true and sincere
  friendship between you both.--In Bed!
• You are humorous
  and cheerful with
  good friends.--In Bed!
• The fun side of a relationship
  begins to unfold.--In Bed!
• No one knows what he can do until
  he tries.--In Bed!
• He who loves you will follow you.--In Bed!
• You stand in your own light. Make
  it shine.--In Bed!
• You will make a
  change for the better.--In Bed!
• You will be recognized
  and honored as a
  community leader.--In Bed!
• Not every soil can bear all things.
  Be practical.--In Bed!
• Stay close to your inner self,
  you will benefit in many ways.--In Bed!
• You think that it is a secret, but it never
  has been one.--In Bed!
• You will be selected for a promotion
  because of your accomplishments.--In Bed!
• You can be trusted to keep a secret.--In Bed!
• You have an unusually magnetic
  personality.--In Bed!
• Time is the wisest councillor.--In Bed?
• You have a fine capacity
  for the enjoyment of life.--In Bed!
• You will take a pleasant
  journey to a place far away.--In Bed!
• The superior person is modest
  in speech but exceeds in
  action.--In Bed!
• Good food brings good health
  and longevity.--In Bed!
• Experimentation is the breeding
  ground where strengths are born.--In Bed!
• Write your own story.  Don't
  let others write it for you.--In Bed?
• Be daring,
  Try something new.--In Bed!
• Joy shared is doubled. Sorrow shared
  is halved.--In Bed!
• Be assertive and you will win.--In Bed!
• It is a happy talent to know
  how to play.--In Bed!
• Fear is just excitement in need of an
  attitude adjustment.--In Bed!
• Practice an attitude of gratitude.--In Bed!
• The best revenge is massive success.--In Bed!
• You are interested in public
  service.--In Bed!
• Allow yourself time -
  you will reach success.--In Bed!
• You will be awarded
  some great honor.--In Bed!
• Education is what survives when what
  has been learnt has been forgotten.--In Bed?
• Telling someone the truth is a loving
  act.--In Bed?
• A sense of humor is one
  of our greatest assets.--In Bed!
• Your love life will be
  happy and harmonious.--In Bed!
• It takes guts to get out of the ruts.
  --In Bed?
• A merry heart doeth good like a
  medicine.--In Bed!
• You will live long
  and enjoy life.--In Bed!
• Wish you a good health!--In Bed!
• Understand yourself so you may
  understand others.--In Bed!
• You have a kind and
  generous heart.--In Bed!
• Your leadership qualities
  will shine soon.--In Bed!
• It is better to have a hen tomorrow
  than an egg today.--In Bed???
• You are a considerate and
  thoughtful person.--In Bed!
• Venture not all in one boat.--In Bed!
• You discover treasures where
  others see nothing unusual.--In Bed!
• Energy spent now
  preparing for tomorrow
  is sure to bear tasty fruit.--In Bed!
• A message from a
  distance is coming.--In Bed!
• In prosperity, our friends
  know us; in adversity,
  we know our friends.--In Bed!
• It's not the will to win, but the
  will to prepare to win
  that makes a difference--In Bed!
• It is good to let a little sunshine
  out as well as in.--In Bed!
• It is more difficult to judge
  oneself than to judge others.--In Bed!
• Your mind is original, creative, and
  alert.--In Bed!
• If you are afraid
  to shake the dice,
  you will never throw a six.--In Bed!
• Your place in the path of
  life is in the driver's seat.--In Bed!
• The world will soon be ready to
  receive your talents.--In Bed!
• Do the thing you fear and the
  death of fear is certain.--In Bed!
• Today you should be
  the leader. Things will
  go our way.--In Bed!
• It is not the strong but the
  responsive that survive.--In Bed!
• Pure love is a willingness to give without
  a thought of receiving anything in return.--In Bed?
• They'll definitely remember
  all your efforts.--In Bed!
• Today will be lucky and
  memorable for you.--In Bed!
• Depend on your feet, you can
  climb the highest mountain.--In Bed!
• Confucius said: Think no evil,
  hear no evil, see no evil.--In Bed?
• There is a time to
  be practical - now.--In Bed!
• Plan your work and work
  your plan--In Bed!
• Look towards the future,
  but not so far
  as to miss today.--In Bed!
• A good laugh and a good cry both
  cleanse the mind.--In Bed!
• A good plan violently executed
  right now is far better than a
  perfect plan executed next week.--In Bed!
• Have a vision.
  Be demanding.--In Bed!
• Good advice
  jars the ear.--In Bed?
• The art of relationship
  is all in appreciation.--In Bed!
• It is better to have beans
  and bacon in peace than
  cakes and ale in fear.--In Bed?
• Luck is on your side today.--In Bed!
• Before an evening of romance,
  turn off the cell phone.--In Bed!
• Compassion is a way of being.--In Bed!
• Good luck is the result of
  good planning.--In Bed!
• Your loyalties
  will be rewarded.--In Bed!
• Sail into the land of
  opportunity -
  treasures await.--In Bed!
• A smile is the most
  effective medicine.--In Bed!
• All that we are is a result
  of what we have thought.--In Bed!
• In human endeavor, chance
  favors the prepared mind.--In Bed!
• A short vacation
  is in order for you.--In Bed!
• Early to bed and early to rise
  makes a man healthy,
  wealthy, and wise.--In Bed!
• The world belongs to the
  enthusiast who keeps cool.--In Bed!
• As every thread of gold is
  valuable, so is every moment
  of time.--In Bed!
• Beware of little expenses. Small
  leaks will sink great ships.--In Bed?
• You'll pass with flying colors
  on the next test you take!--In Bed!
• We first make our habits, and then
  our habits make us.--In Bed!
• ONe's mind, once stretched by a
  new idea, never regains its
  original dimensions.--In Bed!
• Your mind is quick and sharp
  today. Do something dramatic.--In Bed!
• To have joy one must share it.--In Bed!
• You have a strong instinct to
  take care of the people you love--In Bed!
• You will leanr something new
  every day.--In Bed!
• Failure is opportunity
  in disguise.--In Bed!
• If you look in the right places,
  you can find some good offerings.--In Bed!
• Don't stop now!--In Bed!
• Stay true to yourself.--In Bed!
• The major value in life is not in
  what you get, but in what you
  become.--In Bed!
• Courtesy is one habit that
  never goes out of style.--In Bed!
• Study metaphysics - you will find
  much to appreciate.--In Bed!
• The project you have in mind
  will soon gain momentum.--In Bed!
• Don't get so caught up in the
  daily grind that you never find
  any time to enjoy yourself.--In Bed!

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